laddermatch:

cry-stalgems:

Meanwhile on facebook

Mr. Mango has been dancing outside my window holding a 10” chef’s knife for weeks ensuring that i wail and weep all through the night

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meladoodle:

honestly “you shouldve killed me when you had the chance” is probably the funniest thing you can say after minorly inconveniencing someone and i plan to say it always

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whizzer-wins:

Borle hits the floor(le)

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nerdgul:

weirdfandomchick:

nerdgul:

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

How much sleep are you getting?

Not enough my guy

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beyondthesunrise:

Reblog if you’re a queer Jew, you support queer Jews or you really love Falsettos (2016) Dir. James Lapine

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stuff-and-shenanigans:

he is beauty he is grace

roboboners:

tikkunolamorgtfo:

Vintage Valentine c. 1960s

reblog for vintage interracial mermaid lesbians

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christianborle:

when nick bottom goes to a soothsayer to steal shakespeare’s greatest play idea only to have shakespeare expose him and steal that material right back

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al4z:

current mood

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

babyryanross:

If a mall doesn’t have a hot topic is it really a mall

Originally posted by pixelrey

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